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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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When I'm in power, here's how I'm gonna put the country back on its feet. I'm going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the 'tardiest of the 'tards like the thick crust.
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California is like the hot blond high school chick who's been getting by on her looks, but now she's 45 and falling apart.
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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I'm not sexist, I'm just a realist.
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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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People are stupid. There's a lot of dumb stuff that's successful.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.
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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I'm not interested. I don't care.
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can't you do.
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My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.
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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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There's no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I'm a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.
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I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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