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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
American Football Player
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle. The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I'm not sure why.
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I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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I am not a good cue card reader.
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
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California is like the hot blond high school chick who's been getting by on her looks, but now she's 45 and falling apart.
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No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians I'm just not a reader.
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Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
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What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.
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Welfare is monetary methadone.
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I'm a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I'm into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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I don't burn any calories trying to be masculine I just happen to be from that world.
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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything they just don't vote that way.
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That's the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can't pursue your dream till you're 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much.
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If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.
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I'm like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
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There's no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I'm a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.
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