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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
American Football Player
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I'm harmless. I don't have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody. When people know you're that way, you can say stuff that the creepy guy at your office could never get away with.
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I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.
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That's the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can't pursue your dream till you're 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.
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You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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Screw guilt -- I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn't bother me. I'm an atheist!
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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If you're a guy, you have absolutely no idea what's going on at any time in the relationship, ever. Here's what you know: you know when you're getting laid, and you know when it's all over. Those are the only two things you're aware of.
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I've got a great eye for color. I'm like a chick.
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Don’t do your best, do my best.
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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians I'm just not a reader.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.
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If you're conservative in Hollywood, you're on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much.
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I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.
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I don't burn any calories trying to be masculine I just happen to be from that world.
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