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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
American Football Player
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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If you spend your life walking through somebody else's museum, you never find out whether you're Rembrandt or not.
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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I've got a great eye for color. I'm like a chick.
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That's the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can't pursue your dream till you're 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it's not a great way to go.
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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