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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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I'm not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don't even want them to laugh half the time.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I'm basically a Republican.
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[Giving welfare to poor people] is the equivalent of the government sending [fat people] a jumbo bag of Bugles in the mail twice a month.
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All's the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least, I'm that superstitious about it, so I don't want to take any chances.
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I know everything because I know nothing.
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I get depressed at airports.
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There's no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I'm a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.
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The very definition of 'beauty' is outside.
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Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys. We're always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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I don't normally vote. I'm lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
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Maybe it's weird, but I don't feel in any way, shape or form that I'm taking over his show.
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I don't know anything about computers.
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I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I've worked with women, I've never had an issue with women.
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I've always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle. The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I'm not sure why.
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