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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything they just don't vote that way.
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Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
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I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven't seen one pie commercial.
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I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.
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Maybe it's weird, but I don't feel in any way, shape or form that I'm taking over his show.
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I'm not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don't even want them to laugh half the time.
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If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,' they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.
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A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it's not a great way to go.
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I'm harmless. I don't have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody. When people know you're that way, you can say stuff that the creepy guy at your office could never get away with.
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People look at me, and they go, 'You're white, you're smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.'
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I'm not sexist, I'm just a realist.
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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
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If you spend your life walking through somebody else's museum, you never find out whether you're Rembrandt or not.
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I've always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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I don't like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.
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