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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
American Football Player
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I've got a great eye for color. I'm like a chick.
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The shuttle is the worst $20 you'll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been. You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can't afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.
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Welfare is monetary methadone.
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We're all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it. Telling them to stop isn't going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.
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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
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Everyone keeps saying, Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating. It's like saying, How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she's been with Brad Pitt? I don't care.
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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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[Giving welfare to poor people] is the equivalent of the government sending [fat people] a jumbo bag of Bugles in the mail twice a month.
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
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You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
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I'm like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
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When you do television, there's more to do, and when you do new television, there's a lot more to do, especially when you don't have partner. I miss not having that person.
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I don't know anything about computers.
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I've worked with women, I've never had an issue with women.
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Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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