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It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least, I'm that superstitious about it, so I don't want to take any chances.
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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money - do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
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When you're picking a basketball team, you'll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you're playing the odds.
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When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it's about fudge packing and triple D's at 13.
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[Giving welfare to poor people] is the equivalent of the government sending [fat people] a jumbo bag of Bugles in the mail twice a month.
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Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
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That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever?
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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.
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The very definition of 'beauty' is outside.
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.
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Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian.
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I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.
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