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It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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When I'm in power, here's how I'm gonna put the country back on its feet. I'm going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the 'tardiest of the 'tards like the thick crust.
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I don't normally vote. I'm lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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I'd never hurt another person.
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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.
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The very definition of 'beauty' is outside.
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.
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I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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If you spend your life walking through somebody else's museum, you never find out whether you're Rembrandt or not.
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That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever?
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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There's no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I'm a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.
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People are stupid. There's a lot of dumb stuff that's successful.
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If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.
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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I've worked with women, I've never had an issue with women.
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I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
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I am not a good cue card reader.
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I'm a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I'm into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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