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It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
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People look at me, and they go, 'You're white, you're smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.'
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I'm a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I'm not interested. I don't care.
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We're all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it. Telling them to stop isn't going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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I've always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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I don't like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it's the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too they're pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.
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I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it's about fudge packing and triple D's at 13.
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He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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When you do television, there's more to do, and when you do new television, there's a lot more to do, especially when you don't have partner. I miss not having that person.
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything they just don't vote that way.
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Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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