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It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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Screw guilt -- I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn't bother me. I'm an atheist!
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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything they just don't vote that way.
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The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
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I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians I'm just not a reader.
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I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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I've always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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