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It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
American Football Player
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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money - do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
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I'm a comedian, not a politician.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I'm not interested. I don't care.
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California is like the hot blond high school chick who's been getting by on her looks, but now she's 45 and falling apart.
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I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.
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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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I'm a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much.
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It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I've done so much morning radio that I won't be overwhelmed by it, but it's still going to be a challenge.
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When you're doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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When you do television, there's more to do, and when you do new television, there's a lot more to do, especially when you don't have partner. I miss not having that person.
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Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you're gay.
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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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Maybe it's weird, but I don't feel in any way, shape or form that I'm taking over his show.
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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
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I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven't seen one pie commercial.
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People are stupid. There's a lot of dumb stuff that's successful.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle. The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I'm not sure why.
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