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It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I've worked with women, I've never had an issue with women.
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If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
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There's no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I'm a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It's a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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I'm a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I'm into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle. The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I'm not sure why.
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[Giving welfare to poor people] is the equivalent of the government sending [fat people] a jumbo bag of Bugles in the mail twice a month.
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What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.
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Screw guilt -- I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn't bother me. I'm an atheist!
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I don't normally vote. I'm lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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My motto is more mystery, less history.
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The truth is we're all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else's book. We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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I'm a comedian, not a politician.
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When I'm in power, here's how I'm gonna put the country back on its feet. I'm going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the 'tardiest of the 'tards like the thick crust.
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He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.
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I'm not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don't even want them to laugh half the time.
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It's something I've always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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