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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.
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I'm a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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When I'm in power, here's how I'm gonna put the country back on its feet. I'm going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the 'tardiest of the 'tards like the thick crust.
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I'm harmless. I don't have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody. When people know you're that way, you can say stuff that the creepy guy at your office could never get away with.
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I'm a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I'm into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I'm basically a Republican.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It's a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I've done so much morning radio that I won't be overwhelmed by it, but it's still going to be a challenge.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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