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I know everything because I know nothing.

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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
American Football Player
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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that's out of this world. I'll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn't have to be between Thai and Mexican every night. Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.
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