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I know everything because I know nothing.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
American Football Player
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I've always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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When you're picking a basketball team, you'll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you're playing the odds.
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings.
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.
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No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians I'm just not a reader.
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I'm not sexist, I'm just a realist.
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You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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I've got a great eye for color. I'm like a chick.
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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That's the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can't pursue your dream till you're 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.
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If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go 'boom!'
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can't you do.
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I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.
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It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
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I'm a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I'm into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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