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I know everything because I know nothing.

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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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All's the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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