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I know everything because I know nothing.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
American Football Player
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California is like the hot blond high school chick who's been getting by on her looks, but now she's 45 and falling apart.
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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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