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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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I don't like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it's the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too they're pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.
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Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you're gay.
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings.
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