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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can't you do.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I'm basically a Republican.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.
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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I've worked with women, I've never had an issue with women.
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If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
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If you are tuning in just for the show, you're going to be sorely disappointed.
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I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.
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I know everything because I know nothing.
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I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It's a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
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I don't normally vote. I'm lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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I'm a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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