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That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever?
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.
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My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.
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When I'm in power, here's how I'm gonna put the country back on its feet. I'm going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the 'tardiest of the 'tards like the thick crust.
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Lets not focus on saving a nickel... lets focus on making a buck.
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I've always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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Maybe it's weird, but I don't feel in any way, shape or form that I'm taking over his show.
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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I'm not interested. I don't care.
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If you're conservative in Hollywood, you're on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
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All TV is, is really: 'Don't you want to be this, aren't you glad you're not that.' There's nothing really in the middle.
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In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff. I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty. I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
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Screw guilt -- I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn't bother me. I'm an atheist!
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian.
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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
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The truth is we're all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else's book. We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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