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That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever?
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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We're all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it. Telling them to stop isn't going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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I don't know anything about computers.
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I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.
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Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.
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If you're conservative in Hollywood, you're on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
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I'm a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I'm into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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I'm harmless. I don't have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody. When people know you're that way, you can say stuff that the creepy guy at your office could never get away with.
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That's the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can't pursue your dream till you're 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.
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In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff. I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty. I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
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If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.
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The shuttle is the worst $20 you'll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been. You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can't afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.
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It's something I've always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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If you're a guy, you have absolutely no idea what's going on at any time in the relationship, ever. Here's what you know: you know when you're getting laid, and you know when it's all over. Those are the only two things you're aware of.
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I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I'm not interested. I don't care.
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