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That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever?
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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I don't normally vote. I'm lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much.
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You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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I don't like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
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Maybe it's weird, but I don't feel in any way, shape or form that I'm taking over his show.
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I'm basically a Republican.
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