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That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever?
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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I'm like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.
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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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When I'm in power, here's how I'm gonna put the country back on its feet. I'm going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the 'tardiest of the 'tards like the thick crust.
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I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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I'd never hurt another person.
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I'm a comedian, not a politician.
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There's no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I'm a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.
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The very definition of 'beauty' is outside.
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