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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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If you're a guy, you have absolutely no idea what's going on at any time in the relationship, ever. Here's what you know: you know when you're getting laid, and you know when it's all over. Those are the only two things you're aware of.
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What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.
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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle. The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I'm not sure why.
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If you spend your life walking through somebody else's museum, you never find out whether you're Rembrandt or not.
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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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When you do television, there's more to do, and when you do new television, there's a lot more to do, especially when you don't have partner. I miss not having that person.
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All TV is, is really: 'Don't you want to be this, aren't you glad you're not that.' There's nothing really in the middle.
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I'm like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much.
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He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least, I'm that superstitious about it, so I don't want to take any chances.
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Lets not focus on saving a nickel... lets focus on making a buck.
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