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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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I'm a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
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I don't burn any calories trying to be masculine I just happen to be from that world.
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I don't know anything about computers.
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Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys. We're always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I'm basically a Republican.
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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