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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle. The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I'm not sure why.
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I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least, I'm that superstitious about it, so I don't want to take any chances.
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A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it's not a great way to go.
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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
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I'm not sexist, I'm just a realist.
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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we'd know who she was?
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings.
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All TV is, is really: 'Don't you want to be this, aren't you glad you're not that.' There's nothing really in the middle.
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He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys. We're always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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I'm a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I'm into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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