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Screw guilt -- I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn't bother me. I'm an atheist!
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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The truth is we're all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else's book. We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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Maybe it's weird, but I don't feel in any way, shape or form that I'm taking over his show.
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much.
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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
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Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian.
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No one is depressed when they're being chased by a bear.
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California is like the hot blond high school chick who's been getting by on her looks, but now she's 45 and falling apart.
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My motto is more mystery, less history.
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If you spend your life walking through somebody else's museum, you never find out whether you're Rembrandt or not.
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I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you can navigate society.
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Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
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I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least, I'm that superstitious about it, so I don't want to take any chances.
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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything they just don't vote that way.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go 'boom!'
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