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Screw guilt -- I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn't bother me. I'm an atheist!
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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When I'm in power, here's how I'm gonna put the country back on its feet. I'm going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the 'tardiest of the 'tards like the thick crust.
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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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I'm harmless. I don't have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody. When people know you're that way, you can say stuff that the creepy guy at your office could never get away with.
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I'm not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don't even want them to laugh half the time.
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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
Adam Carolla
I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
Adam Carolla
I don't know anything about computers.
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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.
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The truth is we're all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else's book. We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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California is like the hot blond high school chick who's been getting by on her looks, but now she's 45 and falling apart.
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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It's something I've always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
Adam Carolla
You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
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I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
Adam Carolla
I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings.
Adam Carolla
Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
Adam Carolla
He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
Adam Carolla
Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
Adam Carolla
