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Screw guilt -- I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn't bother me. I'm an atheist!
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever?
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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My motto is more mystery, less history.
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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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I'm not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don't even want them to laugh half the time.
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I'm not sexist, I'm just a realist.
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I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.
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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle. The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I'm not sure why.
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much.
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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