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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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I'm a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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When I'm in power, here's how I'm gonna put the country back on its feet. I'm going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the 'tardiest of the 'tards like the thick crust.
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