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Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff. I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty. I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
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It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
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I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
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Honestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed - that kind of stuff.
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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money - do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It's a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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When I'm in power, here's how I'm gonna put the country back on its feet. I'm going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the 'tardiest of the 'tards like the thick crust.
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I've worked with women, I've never had an issue with women.
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California is like the hot blond high school chick who's been getting by on her looks, but now she's 45 and falling apart.
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The truth is we're all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else's book. We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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We're all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it. Telling them to stop isn't going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings.
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I don't burn any calories trying to be masculine I just happen to be from that world.
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He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you're gay.
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If you are tuning in just for the show, you're going to be sorely disappointed.
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If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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I don't like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it's the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too they're pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.
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Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
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