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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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All's the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it's not a great way to go.
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I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least, I'm that superstitious about it, so I don't want to take any chances.
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I'm really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it's a million miles down the road.
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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
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I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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I'm a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I've worked with women, I've never had an issue with women.
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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I'm a comedian, not a politician.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It's a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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You're 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don't have to kill yourself, you're just waiting.
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If you're a guy, you have absolutely no idea what's going on at any time in the relationship, ever. Here's what you know: you know when you're getting laid, and you know when it's all over. Those are the only two things you're aware of.
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything they just don't vote that way.
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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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