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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
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Rich people don't pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes - they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn't pay taxes.
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If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,' they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.
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I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.
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I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can't you do.
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I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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All's the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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