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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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If you are tuning in just for the show, you're going to be sorely disappointed.
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It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
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The truth is we're all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else's book. We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much.
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever?
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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When I'm in power, here's how I'm gonna put the country back on its feet. I'm going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the 'tardiest of the 'tards like the thick crust.
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I'm a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
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I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.
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My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.
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