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All TV is, is really: 'Don't you want to be this, aren't you glad you're not that.' There's nothing really in the middle.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.
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What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.
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I'm not sexist, I'm just a realist.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I'm not interested. I don't care.
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings.
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