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All TV is, is really: 'Don't you want to be this, aren't you glad you're not that.' There's nothing really in the middle.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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If you are tuning in just for the show, you're going to be sorely disappointed.
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I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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If you're a guy, you have absolutely no idea what's going on at any time in the relationship, ever. Here's what you know: you know when you're getting laid, and you know when it's all over. Those are the only two things you're aware of.
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If you spend your life walking through somebody else's museum, you never find out whether you're Rembrandt or not.
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You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much.
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The very definition of 'beauty' is outside.
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If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go 'boom!'
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We're all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it. Telling them to stop isn't going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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If you're conservative in Hollywood, you're on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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I don't like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything they just don't vote that way.
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[Giving welfare to poor people] is the equivalent of the government sending [fat people] a jumbo bag of Bugles in the mail twice a month.
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Lets not focus on saving a nickel... lets focus on making a buck.
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Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys. We're always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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Honestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed - that kind of stuff.
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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I'd never hurt another person.
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