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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I've worked with women, I've never had an issue with women.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I've done so much morning radio that I won't be overwhelmed by it, but it's still going to be a challenge.
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I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.
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I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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I'd never hurt another person.
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If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go 'boom!'
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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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[Giving welfare to poor people] is the equivalent of the government sending [fat people] a jumbo bag of Bugles in the mail twice a month.
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That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever?
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