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I don't like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it's the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too they're pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.

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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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