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You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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Screw guilt -- I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn't bother me. I'm an atheist!
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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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I'm a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I'm into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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If you spend your life walking through somebody else's museum, you never find out whether you're Rembrandt or not.
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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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That's the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can't pursue your dream till you're 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.
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