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You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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I know everything because I know nothing.
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A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it's not a great way to go.
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I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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I've always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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