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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can't you do.
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I've worked with women, I've never had an issue with women.
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I don't normally vote. I'm lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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All's the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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My motto is more mystery, less history.
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.
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The truth is we're all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else's book. We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.
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If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.
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If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we'd know who she was?
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Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you're gay.
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
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I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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