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No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians I'm just not a reader.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you're gay.
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It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I've done so much morning radio that I won't be overwhelmed by it, but it's still going to be a challenge.
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I'm a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
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Welfare is monetary methadone.
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I don't normally vote. I'm lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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