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No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians I'm just not a reader.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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I'm a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
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The shuttle is the worst $20 you'll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been. You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can't afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.
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Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
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I don't like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
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I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.
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Rich people don't pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes - they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn't pay taxes.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I'm basically a Republican.
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Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian.
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All's the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven't seen one pie commercial.
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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