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No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians I'm just not a reader.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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I know everything because I know nothing.
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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That's the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can't pursue your dream till you're 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.
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I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
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When I'm in power, here's how I'm gonna put the country back on its feet. I'm going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the 'tardiest of the 'tards like the thick crust.
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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