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No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians I'm just not a reader.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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I don't normally vote. I'm lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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I get depressed at airports.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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I know everything because I know nothing.
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That's the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can't pursue your dream till you're 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.
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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money - do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
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Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
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When I'm in power, here's how I'm gonna put the country back on its feet. I'm going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the 'tardiest of the 'tards like the thick crust.
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Screw guilt -- I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn't bother me. I'm an atheist!
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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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