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I've got a great eye for color. I'm like a chick.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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I'm a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I'm into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle. The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I'm not sure why.
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings.
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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians I'm just not a reader.
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If you're a guy, you have absolutely no idea what's going on at any time in the relationship, ever. Here's what you know: you know when you're getting laid, and you know when it's all over. Those are the only two things you're aware of.
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