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I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least, I'm that superstitious about it, so I don't want to take any chances.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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We're all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it. Telling them to stop isn't going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I'm not interested. I don't care.
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It's like the Fouth of July in my underpants.
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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle. The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I'm not sure why.
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I'm a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
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If you're conservative in Hollywood, you're on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
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If you're a guy, you have absolutely no idea what's going on at any time in the relationship, ever. Here's what you know: you know when you're getting laid, and you know when it's all over. Those are the only two things you're aware of.
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If you spend your life walking through somebody else's museum, you never find out whether you're Rembrandt or not.
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I don't normally vote. I'm lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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Honestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed - that kind of stuff.
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The truth is we're all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else's book. We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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I'm really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it's a million miles down the road.
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