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I get depressed at airports.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
American Football Player
Comedian
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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[Giving welfare to poor people] is the equivalent of the government sending [fat people] a jumbo bag of Bugles in the mail twice a month.
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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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If you're conservative in Hollywood, you're on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
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I'd never hurt another person.
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If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
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I don't like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it's the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too they're pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.
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No one is depressed when they're being chased by a bear.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much.
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