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I don't know anything about computers.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
American Football Player
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I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least, I'm that superstitious about it, so I don't want to take any chances.
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When you're doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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California is like the hot blond high school chick who's been getting by on her looks, but now she's 45 and falling apart.
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I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.
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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
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It's something I've always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I'm not interested. I don't care.
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You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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I'm not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don't even want them to laugh half the time.
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I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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Rich people don't pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes - they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn't pay taxes.
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I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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