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I don't know anything about computers.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
American Football Player
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.
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A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it's not a great way to go.
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When you're doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything they just don't vote that way.
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I am not a good cue card reader.
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Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you're gay.
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I don't like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it's the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too they're pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.
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If you are tuning in just for the show, you're going to be sorely disappointed.
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I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much.
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I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven't seen one pie commercial.
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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There's no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I'm a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I'm not interested. I don't care.
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