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I don't know anything about computers.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
American Football Player
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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I'm really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it's a million miles down the road.
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That's the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can't pursue your dream till you're 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything they just don't vote that way.
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He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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Honestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed - that kind of stuff.
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The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don't have a compelling host then you have nothing.
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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I don't normally vote. I'm lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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If you're a guy, you have absolutely no idea what's going on at any time in the relationship, ever. Here's what you know: you know when you're getting laid, and you know when it's all over. Those are the only two things you're aware of.
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I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least, I'm that superstitious about it, so I don't want to take any chances.
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You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It's a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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All TV is, is really: 'Don't you want to be this, aren't you glad you're not that.' There's nothing really in the middle.
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Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you're gay.
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Everyone keeps saying, Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating. It's like saying, How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she's been with Brad Pitt? I don't care.
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