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I don't know anything about computers.

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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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We're all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it. Telling them to stop isn't going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle. The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I'm not sure why.
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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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I'm not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don't even want them to laugh half the time.
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I don't burn any calories trying to be masculine I just happen to be from that world.
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All TV is, is really: 'Don't you want to be this, aren't you glad you're not that.' There's nothing really in the middle.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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I know everything because I know nothing.
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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The truth is we're all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else's book. We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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When you're doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money - do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
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If you're conservative in Hollywood, you're on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
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You're 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don't have to kill yourself, you're just waiting.
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