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I don't know anything about computers.

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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.
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There's no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I'm a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I'm basically a Republican.
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Everyone keeps saying, Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating. It's like saying, How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she's been with Brad Pitt? I don't care.
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I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever?
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If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we'd know who she was?
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You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money - do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
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I'm a comedian, not a politician.
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Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
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I know everything because I know nothing.
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The shuttle is the worst $20 you'll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been. You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can't afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.
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I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.
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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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