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I don't know anything about computers.

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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
American Football Player
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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
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Maybe it's weird, but I don't feel in any way, shape or form that I'm taking over his show.
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