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I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much.
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I'm harmless. I don't have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody. When people know you're that way, you can say stuff that the creepy guy at your office could never get away with.
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Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
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Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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If you're a guy, you have absolutely no idea what's going on at any time in the relationship, ever. Here's what you know: you know when you're getting laid, and you know when it's all over. Those are the only two things you're aware of.
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It's something I've always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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I get depressed at airports.
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I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.
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If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we'd know who she was?
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All's the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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I'm really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it's a million miles down the road.
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can't you do.
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If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.
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Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
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Lets not focus on saving a nickel... lets focus on making a buck.
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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No one is depressed when they're being chased by a bear.
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