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I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it's about fudge packing and triple D's at 13.
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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Screw guilt -- I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn't bother me. I'm an atheist!
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If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go 'boom!'
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I don't like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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You're 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don't have to kill yourself, you're just waiting.
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