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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
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The shuttle is the worst $20 you'll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been. You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can't afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.
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