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I don't burn any calories trying to be masculine I just happen to be from that world.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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All's the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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Lets not focus on saving a nickel... lets focus on making a buck.
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can't you do.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I'm basically a Republican.
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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I'm not interested. I don't care.
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Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys. We're always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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I get depressed at airports.
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It's something I've always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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The truth is we're all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else's book. We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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California is like the hot blond high school chick who's been getting by on her looks, but now she's 45 and falling apart.
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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Rich people don't pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes - they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn't pay taxes.
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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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