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I don't burn any calories trying to be masculine I just happen to be from that world.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.
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I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
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A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it's not a great way to go.
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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We're all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it. Telling them to stop isn't going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.
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I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that's out of this world. I'll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn't have to be between Thai and Mexican every night. Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
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I've always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
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I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.
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No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians I'm just not a reader.
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can't you do.
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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
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I'm not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don't even want them to laugh half the time.
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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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