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I don't burn any calories trying to be masculine I just happen to be from that world.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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When I'm in power, here's how I'm gonna put the country back on its feet. I'm going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the 'tardiest of the 'tards like the thick crust.
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I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.
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If you are tuning in just for the show, you're going to be sorely disappointed.
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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that's out of this world. I'll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn't have to be between Thai and Mexican every night. Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can't you do.
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Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
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There's no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I'm a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.
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If you spend your life walking through somebody else's museum, you never find out whether you're Rembrandt or not.
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I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings.
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You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven't seen one pie commercial.
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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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If you're conservative in Hollywood, you're on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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