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I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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Screw guilt -- I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn't bother me. I'm an atheist!
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If you are tuning in just for the show, you're going to be sorely disappointed.
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I don't like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it's the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too they're pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.
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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever?
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I used to be a Democrat, now I'm basically a Republican.
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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Rich people don't pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes - they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn't pay taxes.
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You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
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In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff. I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty. I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
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I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
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My motto is more mystery, less history.
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All TV is, is really: 'Don't you want to be this, aren't you glad you're not that.' There's nothing really in the middle.
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I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It's a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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Don’t do your best, do my best.
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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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All's the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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