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I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I've worked with women, I've never had an issue with women.
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The shuttle is the worst $20 you'll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been. You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can't afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.
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People are stupid. There's a lot of dumb stuff that's successful.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle. The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I'm not sure why.
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings.
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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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Everyone keeps saying, Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating. It's like saying, How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she's been with Brad Pitt? I don't care.
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