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I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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If you are tuning in just for the show, you're going to be sorely disappointed.
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I'm a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I'm into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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Don’t do your best, do my best.
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The very definition of 'beauty' is outside.
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I've got a great eye for color. I'm like a chick.
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I don't like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it's the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too they're pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.
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I get depressed at airports.
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Welfare is monetary methadone.
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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
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I'm like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
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