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I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it's about fudge packing and triple D's at 13.
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It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I'm basically a Republican.
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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
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I don't like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
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If you spend your life walking through somebody else's museum, you never find out whether you're Rembrandt or not.
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The truth is we're all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else's book. We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much.
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Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you're gay.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.
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