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Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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I don't burn any calories trying to be masculine I just happen to be from that world.
Adam Carolla
A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money - do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
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If you're conservative in Hollywood, you're on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
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You're 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don't have to kill yourself, you're just waiting.
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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Everyone keeps saying, Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating. It's like saying, How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she's been with Brad Pitt? I don't care.
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If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.
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I'm not sexist, I'm just a realist.
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I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
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The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don't have a compelling host then you have nothing.
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It's like the Fouth of July in my underpants.
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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
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I've got a great eye for color. I'm like a chick.
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It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
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I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle. The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I'm not sure why.
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When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it's about fudge packing and triple D's at 13.
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